"if she wasnt fat shed be-" stop
"hed be hot if his acne-" stop
"if she shaved id fuc-" stOP
"shed be pretty if she-" sTOP
"if he wasnt so-" STOP
STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF A MINOR INSECURITY OR FLAW
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
why am i awake before noon on a saturday
dude I wouldn’t give a fuck if my team was last in the league IF YOU’RE SELLING HOCKEY TICKETS FOR FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS I WOULD BE THERE WITH MY FACE PAINTED AND A VUVUZUELA LIKE SHIT.
jeff skinner figure skates
jeff skinner says a bad word
jeff skinner has sex.
jeff skinner can’t have sex he’s like five years old
Try reading that without tearing up.
I dare you.
I WAS DOING JUST FINE BEFORE THIS